diff --git a/isometric-park-fna/Content/grammar.json b/isometric-park-fna/Content/grammar.json
--- a/isometric-park-fna/Content/grammar.json
+++ b/isometric-park-fna/Content/grammar.json
@@ -23,18 +23,17 @@
    "androgynousName": [ "Ash", "Sam", "Mal",
 	   "Mel", "Ren", "Maurice",
 	   "Alex", "Isa", "Ky",
-	   "Mattie", "Ev", "Sky",
-                                        "Grey" ],
+	   "Mattie", "Ev", "Sky", "Grey" ],
   "surname": ["Walker", "Wright", "Phillips", "Alvarez",
     "Smith", "Washington", "Perry", "Wong", "Stephens",
     "Richards", "Albertson", "Klein", "Studebaker", "Dopp", "Applebaum",
-  "Thomas", "MacDonald", "Loeffler", "Petry", "Augustin", "Russo", "Adorno",
-"Milton", "Coltrane", "Kim", "Lindgren", "Kerry", "Harris"],
+    "Thomas", "MacDonald", "Loeffler", "Petry", "Augustin", "Russo", "Adorno",
+    "Milton", "Coltrane", "Kim", "Lindgren", "Kerry", "Harris", "Doyle", "Wietzschke"],
   "greeting": [ "Hi", "Hello", "Greetings" ],
   "addressGreeting": "#greeting#, #name#",
   "addressGreetingFormal": "#greeting#, #playerTitle# #playerFormal#",
   "addressGreetingCasual": "#greeting#, #playerCasual#",
-  "howdoing": [ "I'm good.", "Fine", "Alright, I guess." ],
+  "howdoing": [ "I'm good.", "Fine", "Alright, I guess.", "Staying busy.", "Ehh." ],
   "city": ["Milwaukee", "Chicago", "Washington", "Minneapolis", "Dallas", 
 	  "Oklahoma City", "Boston", "Los Angeles", "Portland", "Santa Fe", 
 	  "New York City"],
@@ -1130,7 +1129,8 @@
   "town_name_endings": ["Harbor", "Bay", "Creek", "Whitford", "River Falls", 
 	  "Bend", "Rock", "Spring", "Whitting"],
   "town_name_adjectives": ["Little", "Big", "Royal", "Green", "Windy",
-	  "Rocky", "Red", "Violet", "Wild"],
+	  "Rocky", "Red", "Violet", "Wild", "Upper", "Lower"],
+  "town_name": ["#town_name_adjectives# #town_name_endings#"],
   "park_name_adjectives": ["Little", "Big", "Green", "Windy", "Rolling",
 	  "Meandering", "Red", "Violet", "Wild", "Emerald", "Whispering"],
   "park_name_nouns": ["Hill", "Mound", "Wood", "Morraine", "Ridge", "Creek", "Meadow", "Willow",
diff --git a/isometric-park-fna/Content/news_items.yaml b/isometric-park-fna/Content/news_items.yaml
--- a/isometric-park-fna/Content/news_items.yaml
+++ b/isometric-park-fna/Content/news_items.yaml
@@ -94,12 +94,15 @@
     #artist_kind# #femaleCodedName# #surname#.
 
     Sadly when I was there, the ground was littered with #object1.s# and
-    #object2.s#."
+    #object2.s#. I nearly tripped on an #object3#.
+    
+    #object1# is particularly problemtic for native species, as it tends to accumulate."
   source: "Arborist"
   variables:
     subject_sea: "#seas#"
     object1: "#object#"
     object2: "#object#"
+    object3: "#object#"
 - hed: "How the people of #subject_area.capitalize# are fighting #subject_problem.capitalize#"
   contents: "#femaleCodedName# #surname#, an #occupation#, stares out at the wilderness of #subject_area#.
 
@@ -110,3 +113,37 @@
     subject_area: "#admin-area#"
     subject_person_first: "#femaleCodedName#"
     subject_person_last: "#surname#"
+- hed: "Arcologies are Real and They're Amazing"
+  contents: "Scientists in secret labs are building enormous structures called 'arcologies', All True News has learned, and they're goddamn amazing.
+
+    Imagine a self-contained village, with residential, commercial, social, educational, and natural elements all encased in a glass dome. That's an arcology, baby.
+
+    \"That sounds really flipping sweet,\" #maleCodedName# #surname# said.
+
+    Humans have tried to create self-sustained habitats for humans and animals before, according a Wikipedia article I skimmed, and those experiments must have gone well because we have arcologies now.
+    
+    Not all is sunny. One arcology architect has created a controversial design nicknamed a 'Darco,' which is apparently a sinister design with minimal lighting.
+
+    \"Bummer,\" he said. \"I hope I don't have to live in one of those.\""
+  source: "True"
+  variables:
+    roommate_first_name: "#maleCodedName#"
+    roommate_surname: "#surname#"
+- hed: "Are Comets Real?"
+  contents: ""
+  source: "True"
+- hed: "Protester Struck After Bullet Emerges From Gun Held by Police Officer"
+  contents: "Local #protestor_first_name# #protestor_surname# was protesting when they were struck by a bullet
+    that came from a gun held by a police officer. They died later at #town# Memorial Hospital.
+
+    #protestor_surname#'s family insists the police take responsibility.
+    
+    \"The police shot my #protestor_first_name#,\" said #maleCodedName# #protestor_surname#, using a profanity The Wire does not print.
+
+    #town# police spokeswoman #femaleCodedName# #surname# declaimed responsibility.
+    \"Who can say how it happened?\" she said. \"Causation is hard.\""
+  source: "Wire"
+  variables:
+    town: "#town_name#"
+    protestor_first_name: "#androgynousName#"
+    protestor_surname: "#surname#"